oblivion

oblivion
1. (Oblivion) (1465↑, 157↓)
The fourth game in the Elder Scrolls series, and arguably the best game in the history of mankind. By purchasing this game, you have sold your soul to Bethesda Softworks--which is a pretty even trade-off, actually. Once you start this game--assuming your computer/Xbox 360 doesn't burst into flames of righteous fury due to it's lack of uberness-- you will not be seeing the sun for a while. Side effects include: Weight loss, paleness of skin, weight gain, reluctance to leave your chair, death, peeing in a bottle, ordering pizza every night because you can't stop playing long enough to make some food, loss of the ability to distinguish between fantasy and reality

Because of Oblivion, I no longer have a soul\! God bless BethSoft for this gift to man.

2. (oblivion) (636↑, 82↓)
digital crack....the real good kind

Man I haven't had an oblivion fix in like six hours...i'm freaking out man

3. (oblivion) (224↑, 38↓)
1. n. State of unawareness 2. n. a 2006 game in the [Elder Scrolls] series. The largest and best game to date 3. n.\> A hell-like alternate universe in the game The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion 4. n. A death sentence for your computer

1. She's in oblivion when I talk to her about the war in Iraq, it seems she just dont care 2. Wanna come to my house and play Oblivion. Expect to not see the sun for a few months, though. 3. Near the beginning of the game, you have to close a gate to Oblivion. 4. I got Oblivion for my computer, and it exploded when I started it.

Author: NOBODY\!\!\!\!11 http://oblivion.urbanup.com/2071120
4. (Oblivion) (328↑, 152↓)
The fourth game in "The Elder Scrolls" video game series. "The Elder Scrolls: Arena", "The Elder Scrolls II: Daggerfall", and "The Elderscrolls III: Morrowind" are the other games in this series. Currently "The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion" has not been released yet.

"I just finished arena. You wanna come over and make a character?" "Daggerfal rocks\! You want to make a character? You can be a werewolf and stuff..." "Morrowind is like crack\! You want to smo- I mean make a character?" "I would like to purchase a copy of Oblivion for the Nintendo 64" Said bob, the customer. "What are you smoking? It's only coming out on the PC and Xbox 360 *Note they might put it on PS3 latter on* And, it's not out yet\!" Shouted the 38 year old pedophile clerk.

5. (oblivion) (157↑, 50↓)
The game in which you have to sell your mate to afford a computer good enough to run the game at high

Dammit, I still get 15 FPS on max settings in oblivion with my two X1900 XTXs\!\!\!\!

6. (oblivion) (149↑, 69↓)
A game coming out in hopefully a few months. If it is anywhere near as addictive as its predeccesors, I doubt i will see the Sun for the entire summer. for information on the amazingness of the game, go to www.elderscrolls.com

I need to find a way to somehow talk to my girlfriend and still fit in 12 hours of playing oblivion a day

Author: evil_bamboo, Jeff http://oblivion.urbanup.com/1586749
7. (oblivion) (85↑, 36↓)
a state of unawareness or total disconnection from whats going on. social oblivion means being completely distant from everyone socially, like what happens to a guy/girl when he/she is dumped because basically everyone forgets him/her

"Hey, have you seen Noah lately?" "No man, he's totally in a state of social oblivion. must be 'cause he broke up with Holly the other day."

Author: underage thinker http://oblivion.urbanup.com/1809395
8. (Oblivion) (74↑, 27↓)
The most mysterious world that has ever been conceived.Most people around Cyrodiil have heard of the strange "Oblivion Gates" appearing everywhere,most of them have only heard rumors.Honestly,no one really knows about what had really happened at Kavatch,all we know is,Oblivion is a vast pit filled with deamons,and few survive this onslaught of choas.Your best bet to survive is to bring some strong potions of healing and a glass claymore.

A wild deadra spawned from the flaming hell that is Oblivion.

9. (oblivion) (47↑, 6↓)
1. A game manufactured by Bethesda Software. It is highly addictive and should be labeled as videocrack. The game has more depth than any other videogame ever created. It will become your second life and a source of happiness. After an addict has been using for more than 10 hours, he will lose all concept of reality and will lose track of time. Proceed with caution. 2. A realm similar to hell. It has people who look like darth maul, and tiny naked elf people who shoot fire from there hands and speak in tongues. Oblivion threatens to take over all of cyrodill and needs to be stopped.

1. I've been playing oblivion all weekend. I didn't eat or sleep at all. My character is finally level 4 though\! 2. I'm in obliivon and i can't find the sigil stone, FUCKING SCAMP KEEPS SHOOTING AT ME\!\!\!\!

10. (Oblivion) (35↑, 9↓)
-The fourth installation of the Elder Scroll's series, possibly one of the most addicting games ever known to man besides masturbating. Side effects cause loss of friends (real ones not virtual), whitening of the skin until the point of translucency, being disowned by your parents, losing your job, and in all cases, inevitable death.

I picked up a copy of oblivion today, I also made my will, published my obituary, made last calls to my friends and family, pre-ordered 1500 boxes of hot-pockets and NOS, installed the game on my computer and lived in a constant state of [braingasm] until my death in the plains of Bruma three thousand years in the past.

11. (Oblivion) (31↑, 6↓)
an awesome song by Mastodon\! off the album "Crack the Skye"

"Oblivion" is the first track off the new album

12. (Oblivion) (15↑, 0↓)
The reason I don't have friends.

I thought the Khajiits in Oblivion WERE my friends...

13. (Oblivion) (25↑, 11↓)
A fuckin kick-ass game. Assuming your computer/Xbox doesn't explode when you start it due to lack of awesomeness, it's the best game in the history of gaming. Amazing graphics and endless gameplay and over 100 quests scattered all over Cyrodiil. Side effects include weight loss/weight gain, dull hair, putrid scent, pale skin, weakness to sunlight, loss of house, loss of boyfriend/girlfriend, drastic change in schedule, and loss of job.

Me: Wanna come over to my place an play some oblivion? Just don't expect to see the sun for awhile. Nick: Nah, I'm a moronic assbrain who only plays Halo. I can't play oblivion due to lack of sweetness.

Author: Invisible_Bunny http://oblivion.urbanup.com/3530628
14. (Oblivion) (15↑, 6↓)
Very possibly the best video game in the history of mankind, existence and the universe. If you haven't heard of this game you don't use your brain, you probably use your arse; or worse you are a poet. If you do not know of Oblivion a secret organisation whose name I cannot expose will come around to your place of residence and feed your balls to the dogs of hell or spray insect repellent in your eyes or insert spasm juice into your blood stream. And if you have heard of it you are blessed by the Infinite Power Of Christ. So you are either chosen by the messiah or you have a death wish.

Superman: Dude, Oblivion Rocks\!\! Jesus: Oh yeah man. A Spasm ridden Leper: Whats Oblivion Dudes? Superman: Lol... Wait you serious? Jesus:Oh lord, give me strength, give me strength to kick this [noobs] ass\!

15. (oblivion) (10↑, 3↓)
the best game ever. hands down.

its just amazing. oblivion made me want to play a game that made me feel like a nerd. i will buy any game bethesda produces, solely because of how awesome this game was.

16. (Oblivion) (7↑, 1↓)
The end of fear, as told said by [The Scarecrow] (Jonathan Crane) in [Batman]: [Arkham] [Asylum] after Batman is defeated by him.

"And at the end of fear...oblivion." - Scarecrow

17. (Oblivion) (10↑, 9↓)
Very possibly the best video game in the history of mankind, existence and the universe. If you haven't heard of this game you don't use your brain, you probably use your arse; or worse you are a poet. If you do not know of Oblivion a secret organisation whose name I cannot expose will come around to your place of residence and feed your balls to the dogs of hell or spray insect repellent in your eyes or insert spasm juice into your blood stream. And if you have heard of it you are blessed by the Infinite Power Of Christ. So you are either chosen by the messiah or you have a death wish.

Superman: Dude, Oblivion Rocks\!\! Jesus: Oh yeah man. A Spasm ridden Leper: Whats Oblivion Dudes? Superman: Lol... Wait you serious? Jesus:Oh lord, give me strength, give me strength to kick this [noobs] ass\!

Author: The Stranger That Saved Your L http://oblivion.urbanup.com/4148694
18. (Oblivion) (18↑, 20↓)
A total state of confusion a social disconnection. A game that one day you will start, the next, its 2 years later. Side effects may include loss of weight, socially disabled, Anal Leakage, Skin becomes pale, Shitting and pissing into a bottle, Oilly discharge, Eating roman noodles every night, withdrawal, loss of sex drive, Excessive masterbation, Destruction of your mind, and finally it may (although rare) cause you to find fat people attractive.

When I played Oblivion, I felt compelled to masterbate. Man, I thought Rosie O'Donnell was hot when I played Oblivion.

19. (Oblivion) (3↑, 7↓)
The fourth, and worst installment of the series. with decent graphics, and in depth environments (look more Forrest) though the game has a following of people who have never actually played the originals. where ever Oblivion succeed it fails twice somewhere else. Oblivion lacks in that RPG game play that you look for in an Elder Scrolls game. and to add insult to injury they took the best race in the game (dunmer) and made them look like fat homoerotic smurfs with a 12 year old child's voice. though this game wasn't bad, it was an utter disgrace for a TES game.

Hey did you beat oblivion yet?" "no I stopped playing after 20 minutes

Author: Techfighterminal http://oblivion.urbanup.com/5914311
20. (Oblivion) (2↑, 6↓)
n. The greatest Joint the world has ever seen. Made from a Rooster's plant, it's remains were buried beneath a white cross, beside the rolling stone, in a secret garden infested with gremlins. May it rest in peace.

guy \#1 "hey man you remember when we smoked oblivion?" guy \#3 "hell yeah\!" guy number \#2 to guy \#3 "YOU WEREN'T THERE\!\!\!\!"

21. (oblivion) (37↑, 67↓)
ride at [alton towers]...a scary 87.5 degree drop...fucking awesome

does it need one?????????????????????????????

22. (oblivion) (33↑, 63↓)
the end of the world and the nothingness that would be after

boom were all dead ahhhhhhh the 4 horsemen

23. (oblivion) (15↑, 52↓)
a game with great graphics but terrible gameplay and a screwed up rpg system. it also has several points where it involves hypnotism to keep those who have played it, playing it. after playing oblivion you will find that you have less ability in other games, [rts] and [rpg] espescially. to avoid the hypnotism, where the red and blue 3d glasses.

oblivious:must.....play.....oblivion. sane person:here, where these glasses. 3 weeks later; oblivious:hey, wanna hack the internet caffé server? sane person:alright.

24. (Oblivion) (11↑, 69↓)
1) The ultimate FFX attack, except against Jumbo Flan, Zuu Mimic and Dark Cindy 2) The basis for the 2nd-hardest lemmings level - it eventually evolved into "Temple Of Oblivion", then "Dungeon Of Oblivion", then "Castle Of Oblivion"(the hardest).

OBLIVION\!.................. die fucker die\!

25. (oblivion) (4↑, 67↓)
The final part of B class movie

Yarraks Vengeance - The Oblivion of Infernal Pizzas

Author: anonymoussssssss http://oblivion.urbanup.com/1339900
26. (oblivion) (6↑, 77↓)
The best nader in urban terror

you got owned by oblivions nade

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

Urban English dictionary. 2013.

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  • oblivion — (n.) late 14c., state or fact of forgetting, from O.Fr. oblivion (13c.), from L. oblivionem (nom. oblivio) forgetfulness, from oblivisci (pp. oblitus) forget, originally even out, smooth over, efface, from ob over (see OB (Cf. ob )) + root of… …   Etymology dictionary

  • oblivion — [n1] mental blankness abeyance, amnesia, carelessness, disregard, forgetfulness, inadvertence, indifference, insensibility, insensibleness, Lethe*, neglect, nirvana*, obliviousness, unawareness, unconcern, unconsciousness, unmindfulness; concepts …   New thesaurus

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  • oblivion — index disregard (unconcern), nullity Burton s Legal Thesaurus. William C. Burton. 2006 …   Law dictionary

  • oblivion — ► NOUN 1) the state of being unaware of what is happening around one. 2) the state of being forgotten. 3) destruction or extinction. ORIGIN Latin, from oblivisci forget …   English terms dictionary

  • oblivion — [ə bliv′ē ən] n. [OFr < L oblivio < oblivisci, to forget < ob (see OB ) + (prob.) levis, smooth < IE base * lei , slippery > LIME1] 1. a forgetting or having forgotten; forgetfulness 2. the condition or fact of being forgotten 3.… …   English World dictionary

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